Me: I like a girl, she may like me too. Pretty much just friends.
Will: Likes a girl who may like him too. Friends
Mason: Likes girls, but has no freaking clue if he even likes anyone at the moment.
Mitchell: Is gay and has been on dates with the guy. Has like a 98.9% chance of having an actual relationship.
Moral of the story - If you’re a straight 16 year old guy, you have no chance.
Modified lyrics to fit my life.